In the far future, there will be only war

*Jake Peralta voice* SMORT

*Jake Peralta voice* NOICE

*Jake Peralta voice* PORTNER

*Jake Peralta voice* COCAAAAAIIIINNE

*Jake Peralta voice* cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt no doubt

*Jake Peralta voice* okaY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY

*Jake Peralta voice* oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*Jake Peralta voice* PSHAW!

*Jake Peralta voice doing Captain Holt voice* peralta you’re a GENIUS

how come xmen quicksilver can save 31+people, a dog, and like 5 goldfish from an exploding building and yet aou quicksilver can’t even stop himself from getting shot

Timelines idk?

Aw, man, this scene is so much better now that TFA came out and Rogue One’s trailer dropped.

this is one of the greatest jokes this show has ever landed

When I need to reach the word count.

It’s so weird that Daisy Ridley is eyeballing that Lara Croft role in the Tomb Raider reboot, like, sure Star Wars was really big but you can’t just be a beloved space hero in one franchise and also be a big name as some kind of combat archeologist. Who’s ever doubled up like that?

i’m pretty sure that, given the choice, the entire star wars fanbase would rather just have 73 year old harrison ford cast as young han solo and pretend, through sheer stubbornness, that he looks 20