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“Stay tuned for our two casts to do a soulful R&B number on Empire, co-anchor the Fox 10 O’Clock News and connect for a touchdown on Fox NFL Sunday. But in all seriousness, we’re all huge fans of New Girl here at the Nine-Nine, and we’re excited to see our characters interact and to work with their incredible writers and producers. And also to see what their craft services are like, compared to ours.” - Dan Goor (via THR)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine characters as Pokémon Go teams. What team are you on?

Then we march back into that precinct– And we grind these kittens up and shove them down their throats! Yes!

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the Face™ jake makes when someone chastises him

get to know me meme: 17/20 female characters ~ gina linetti (brooklyn nine-nine)

1x22 | 3x02

twelve → “female friendships are very important to her” - @fuckyeahamysantiago

“Everything okay with Diaz? Yeah, she fell asleep five minutes after I locked her in, and she hasn’t moved in the past ten hours.”

What’s a good book on parenting that you could recommend? Or better yet, what’s a good movie on parenting? Terry? Seriously, I have no idea what to do! Oh, wait! Yahoo! Answers.

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