tammy my friend tammy

Armand got in on the ground floor of that 20 year old loser. kept checking in on him like he was proofing sourdough until he had a beautiful geriatric fag ready to go into the oven of vampirism and emerge the perfect companion. he saw Daniel sniffing around for coke at Polynesian Mary's and said give me fifty years I can make him the hottest guy you've ever seen. and Louis was just happy he was finally taking an interest in investment because it gave them something to bond over besides missing that blond man's pussy. like it's the only long con Armand has ever successfully pulled. hard work pays off in the form of a 70something boytoy who looks suspiciously like your evil father. i'm so proud of him. my weird bug.

the thing is they prepare you for anything to come out of lestats mouth at any time. but then there is louis de pointe du lac saying jar jar binks with a steel chair

say what you will about the 90s but there were so so many women on TV with beautiful curly hair. we used to be a proper society

also sorry i’m so tired of people acting like they can have nothing in common with someone a few years older or younger than them. have you never had coworkers who aren’t your exact age. have you never taken an art class with someone thirty years older than you. have you never had a friend. like did covid fry everyone’s brains this badly

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

ppl on tumblr will claim theyre fans of a piece of media when theyre actually fans of a story & characters they made up in their mind very loosely based on said media

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas