La tristesse durera toujours

Just some guy (self diagnosed)

Good morning to bitches who cant remember half their life

reminder that Gregor Samsa’s first thought to his kafkaesque metamorphosis was “aw shit I still have to go to work”

I’m sorry did you just refer to the metamorphosis in the book Metamorphosis written by Franz Kafka as “Kafkaesque”

Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.

Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes

Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God

He also solidified the idea of rabbits loving carrots when carrots actually carry very little nutritional value for rabbits. The funniest part of that is that the original joke was a reference to a Clark Gable film where Gable munches on a carrot, it was never meant to imply that rabbits love carrots. The Clark Gable reference would’ve been obvious to audiences in the 40s but it has been pretty much lost to time.

Bugs Bunny has too much power and should be feared.

This is how you introduce a fuckin villain in dnd

Someone commented “Me on the horizontal elevators in airports.” and I can’t let that comment stay buried

Can’t believe I’m posting a vape vid

But like if you cut the vape section out (or skip it) this is a beautiful story about a bubble full of magical mist and it’s encounter with a very spiritual lake that sets it free.

I know this sounds jokey and funney but I am serious and it is ableist and infantilising and inaccessible so stop

This puts her at like 8 feet tall