mishmased paddy whack

I hate the Dinosauroid.

You might wonder when why and how did I get not only into one but into multiple conversations about sentient dinosaurs and poor speculative evolution. I am not sure but I think it does have something to do with my disastrous love life.

@wiisagi-maiingan's tags: #your ancestors weren't just growing and foraging things#they were also hunting and fishing and trapping#along with working as a community to pool resources and skills#and so many of them still died from malnutrition and lack of food during tough winters and periods of bad luck#also our ancestors were trading with each other so much. total self-sufficiency is another word for isolationism#and that shit kills! literally!

And we all read this in Patrick Stewart’s voice

The Marquesa is stylin' in pink and bells.

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

i wish people would stop romanticizing not eating breakfast and not getting enough sleep and being dependent on coffee to function and always being in a bad mood and treating yourself poorly because that behavior is very unhealthy for you

I feel like this excerpt is significantly enhanced by knowing that the novel in question is a first-person narrative written from the perspective of an inexplicably sapient flea who lives on Bella's body, and that's why the third priest's penis is described in this way: from the narrator's perspective it literally blots out the sky.