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top 15 the walking dead relationships (as voted by my followers): 2 → michonne and rick, this is different.

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To the one who loves her next, She’s terrified of spiders. So when you’re out late with friends and she texts you freaking out because there’s one on her window, please go kill it. She won’t sleep otherwise. She is a total textbook introvert. She won’t reply for hours and sometimes you won’t see her for a week. You will take this personally. Don’t. She’s simply taking care of herself and she’ll tell you how much she missed you while she was away. She’ll get very jealous. My god, she gets so jealous. Those brown eyes will turn a deep green. She hates that about herself, and she doesn’t mean to do it. Remember, she loves you. Reassure her that you love her too. On that topic, she needs constant reassurance. Tell her you love her and mean it. If you can’t do that, leave. She deserves more than that. There will be nights when she goes out and drinks a little too much. She’ll call you to bring her home. When you do, she’ll try to keep you up all night by tickling you and repeating “I love you and I’m sorry I’m annoying.” She’s not annoying. But make sure she has plenty of water and don’t let her pass out until she drinks it, or she will be miserable in the morning. She is the most independent woman I know. But she’s so insecure, it still breaks my heart. So when she starts an argument with “you don’t love me.” Do not get upset. Remind her you do and the reasons why. She’ll come around. The cat comes first. Always. Don’t ever think otherwise. Make her tea and remember the way she takes her coffee. She will notice. When she’s having an anxiety attack, wrap her up in your arms and rub her back. Tell her she’s safe and remind her that she has medication if she needs it. If you cannot treat her like royalty, let someone else. That girl deserves the world. Losing her is a pain you will never shake. Your world will come crashing down on you and those pieces won’t ever fit the way they used to. Don’t let her go. She will love you with all she’s got. Please give her the same. I am begging you to not hurt her. She is golden. Don’t let that shine die out. Give her your all and she’ll return the favor. You will never have to ask the universe for anything ever again.

Sincerely, a name you’ll hear in passing. (via bl-ossomed)

maddys

Badass DC ladies

#dc

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my stomach hurts

captainamerica-inmiddleearth

Ive passed this video so many times and this time I finally watched it. Im really glad I did

warpedchyld

I have stared into the abyss and it gave me a thumbs up

startrekrenegades

[Person behind camera: (sobbing incoherently with laughter) it’s so…. ffffunnny…. ohheheheheh…. (sniffing, snorting, laughing) of all the shit you can find…. So this, this dates back to 19– (sniff) 1999, as you can see up there. (sniffs, laughs) “The Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves as Masturbation Toy for America’s Youth” This is, like, a Baptist website – (cracks up, giggles, snorts) ssfsfsfsfsfssss–stupidest thing… ever seen. So! (sniffs, calms down a little) So, w-what kind of doll was this child … masturbating to? (person scrolls down to picture of Jar Jar Binks, BURSTS INTO UNCONTROLLABLE WHEEZING LAUGHTER, SNORTS, WEEPS WITH LAUGHTER) Aah……oh my god…. aAHAHAHAHAHa….. HAHAHAHAHA….ohmygod…..]

mirab3lle

It’s times like this I’m grateful for the people that caption videos.

nickyhemmickk

@hughjackass

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@bennygal16

#video

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nightlifemingus

all bugs can be organized into one of three categories: homies, chillers, and haters. hornets and wasps are haters. mosquitos are haters. most spiders are homies cuz they eat shitty bugs, some spiders are chillers cuz they dont really do anything, but also some spiders are haters because they’ll kill you. learn to tell the difference. bees are homies but they become haters if you fuck with them. most beetles are chillers but if they’re the kind of beetle that flies really fast at your face then they’re haters.

mrbenwyatt

theproblematicblogger

Headlines from this election

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notkatniss

han & leia: luke, stay safe. dont do anything reckless

luke:

#star wars

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who are we defending pop punk from. who is on the offensive side of this war

snakeriverconspiracy

this town is

out-of-my-interest

Clarence

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Proud of Cartoon Network for taking action so quickly.

starwhal

wait what happened

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The creator of Clarence sexually harassed a female storyboard artist. They kicked him to the curb and he’s no longer allowed in the studio

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good job, CN

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bomtrack

i have a weird feeling that the suicide squad movie will somehow be responsible for the rebirth of scene kid culture and its something i knew would happen eventually but i never thought it would be so soon

sassking-trevor

Later this year high schools will be filled w/ guys trying to act like the joker in that “edgy on purpose lol u mad” kinda way and scene girls w/ pink n blue dyed pigtails giggling about how “lol im SO CRAZY LAWL X3″

peppapigvevo

i cant believe you two made me read this on my own dash

bomtrack

look at this shit. we’re gonna have to relive some dark times. myspace is aboutta make a comeback. preps will have to hide in fear once again. the hot topic CEO is rubbing his hands together as i’m typing this. get ready for thousands of deviant art suicide squad ocs complete with scene hair and too many belts.

peppapigvevo

if someone does that “rawr means i love u in dinosaur” think im holding you personally responsible

rottermelon

XxXx get fucking ready xXxX

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I. Swear. To. Fucking. God.

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The Signs As Arin Hanson

Aries

Taurus

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Cancer

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Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricon

Aquarius

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#taurus #the only zodiac post I care about

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