I DO NOT GRANT WISHES

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

Please reblog, there’s only one of each individual and we need them all!

Always reblog. 

stairway-to-assgard

there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard 

Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.

4 days until wet rat wednesday

3 days until wet rat wednesday

1 day until wet rat wednesday

Despite all my wrath I am still just a rat in a bath

have you ever taken your dog to a jumping competition

aren’t we supposed to be a really dark and sophisticated fandom

We are a really dark and sophisticated fandom.

reblogging for my werewolf followers

reblogging for ritterkeller dates