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"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

you all fucking mocked me when i captioned this “vintage 2020” on november 5th 2020 but guess who’s laughing now. never doubt my vision and ability to make a post with evergreen relevancy

i didn’t set my ipod on fire for 5 notes

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily.

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

The lion will never financially recover from this