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when your coffee tastes good today and you start thinking god has forgiven you

Zohran Mamdani what are you going to do about the situation on mount olympus above the empire state building

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

a single, solitary, earth-shattering note thunders across the battlefield like a tsunami.