Certified Thing In The Woods

Dinosaurs are supposedly extinct but i saw three of em on my dash yesterday so that cant possibly be right

Beware the surprise species dysphoria. It likes to wait until you’re all relaxed and happy and actually having a good day before jumping out from behind a bush and punching you right in the solar plexus.

Missing my fur so much atm it is SO COLD

Getting angel fangs has been the best idea ive evervhsd and i would highly recommend them if you want little fangies but cant afford/dont want permanent fangs.

Oh yay i can feel my ears again

As much as i would very much like to be a theriform fox i do unfortunately live in new zealand and would probably be shot on sight if i was one🥰

Somthing about dried flowers.

Alterhuman tumblr is so cool youve got a moth on their 3rd monster over in the corner trying to get an assignment done, there’s a crocodile working at walmart, a camel fixing cars across the street, a god on their way to get an eye exam, the concept of time playing minecraft at 2 in the morning, a vampire making a frap, something unknowable sitting next to you on the train, and a dragon bone hunting in the woods

Humans kind of look like spiders if you really think about it

Lol human’t