That One Axious Nerd

love that kids are emo again. i love walking into the grocery store or goodwill and seeing some teenage emo kid all decked out walking around with their mom or something

Shocking development: in a language and culture where most given names are considered masculine or feminine, some genderqueer and nonbinary people choose given names that seem unusual!

you can make friends online and you will be rewarded with pictures of their cats

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

destigmatize cowardice now. infinite love for girls who have never stopped trembling

i think this girl should be braver, which is why im going to yell at her and guilt trip her and make her feel like shit, this is surely the best way to encourage someone to come out of their own self imposed protection and not just me punishing her for not doing what i want

if you cant handle me at my but what if something goes wrong you dont deserve me at my wow ive never done something like this before

'you can smoke whatever drugs you want idgaf' and 'apartment building etiquette is such that i should not be able to instantly smell your rank-ass weed stank through our shared wall' are two sentiments that can both be true

Gonna eat my hands from how much tumblr is unaware of Bad Bunny

Bad Bunny been doing it and killing it before harry styles was doing it- he’s been wearing skirts and doing his nails just cause and it even got my older brother who is straight painting his nails cause he realized “yeah who give a fuck I like it” and bad bunny kissing men and women on stage being open about the LGBT+ community and speaking out to about the transphobic stuff that happened in Puerto Rico. Like it’s not bad for people not being unaware of him but it makes me wanna rattle people when I see them praising stuff Harry has done calling him iconic and the first of it all for this movement when people like Bad bunny,Prince,etc been killing it

i see a lot of posts of ppl being like "you should pay porn creators!!" but almost everyone i've met irl who i've asked is embarrassed by/outright denies ever paying for porn. hm.

to clarify, if you watch porn you then you should pay for porn. it's literally not that hard to toss a couple of bucks towards your favorite creators every once in a while. if you have been consuming porn for the majority of your life and you've never once given a porn star or a sex worker a single dollar then you need to fix that. seriously.

i'm seeing a lot of tags on this post with a plethora of excuses and bullshit. hey, i didn’t ask you. go pay a sex worker and get off my post.

there's now a lot of ppl declaring they don’t watch porn in the tags. new rule: go pay a sex worker even if you don’t watch porn. consider it a public utility. if u follow my blog go pay a sex worker. if you've left a comment in the tags of this post go pay a sex worker. if you're reading this go pay a sex worker. i don’t care. go pay a sex worker.

Very many white LGBT people understand the idea that the societal concept that CisHet is the ‘standard’ or ‘default’ state of a human, at best, is a flattened look at the human experience, and worse a dangerous idea that leads to discrimination. Yet not very many of them seem to grasp the similar concept that thinking white people are the ‘default’ or ‘standard’ version of a person also leads to the same thing.

Allowing myself to be perfectly blunt, this post is about racism. Specifically about how y’all can analyze and identify bigotry under the lens of sexual orientation and gender identity; but CANNOT or WILL NOT hear the criticisms of race and racism in the same regard. Please don’t get it twisted.

many people have responded to this expressing doubt that Wolverine could possibly retain a subpar bj technique after so many decades of experience, to which I would like to respectfully counter that the man is stubborn as hell and never learns shit about fuck

this is why sending me anon hate is a losing game btw without fail I'll turn it into a platform to talk about comic book characters having mediocre sex

Chip Zdarsky shadow account

Because the tweet is correct and the only confusing part is what boyfriend in law means. This another word for metamour?

idk man he's my wife's boyfriend

yeah I'm not calling him that

found a snake on youtube that legit gets angry and strikes at its owner's laptop whenever markiplier is on the screen

Tofu the snake! the owner has been running several various experiments based on people's thoughts/theories in the comments, like showing an edited image of Mark (it took Tofu a few minutes to recognize him, but once they did they immediately started trying to attack him) and even bringing in other snakes to see if they react too (none did). so far the consensus is that Tofu just really fucking hates Markiplier

one day i hope Markiplier gets to meet his number one hater in person

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

It even crashes like a car in a ps2 game