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lol this is exactly what this week has felt like

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radicalurbanista

full thread

how to disarm Boston Dynamics drone dog

carefreejules

So I bought this Pikachu toy that starts off as a ball and washing it will reveal whether it’s a boy or a girl, as well as one of three different expressions! I think the berries it comes with is random so the lil guy came with Sitrus, Oran, and Pomeg berries!

I bought it from here!!

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barelyup

Oh my god ❤️

lilbluemoo

Absolutely love this

caffeinatedlanddetective

Wow.

Please watch this.

doeing

i was a little apprehensive to watch this because it’s four minutes long and i have a short attention span, but within the first 30 seconds i was hooked.

watch this. please, you won’t regret it.

all-hail-trash-prince

Danny Phantom AU where his eyes glow or at least reflect even in human form

So basically all I want to see is one of the Fentons going downstairs at 3 AM only to find Danny raiding the fridge with his glowing eyes

eggwraith

maddie: honey your eyes! why are they glowing?

danny, lost his last braincell to death disease at fourteen: i. ate ectoplasm?

maddie: straight?!

danny: uh… no i warmed it up and. dipped. my tator tots in it.

maddie, disappointed mother and very excited scientist: what did it taste like

danny: ranch 2

viostormcaller

RANCH 2

kim-my-art

thatmelonchild

I am in love with this thread

#fucking lost it at ranch 2 #danny phantom #Danny Phantom AU #Glowing eyes

thatsthat24

A friend asked me to try this out and I had a lot of fun doing it haha 🩺 (Collab with Alexa Chalnick)

catchymemes

lady-byleth

what, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck

spicymayonegg

fuck whatever fake-ass feral aesthetic you guys are cultivating, this guy has it on lock

jaslrah

Don’t forget about this one.

perfectlygenericblog

It gets weirder…

chekplaysminecraft

Theory Time

The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(

ice-block

But like, since the player is not of the Minecraft world, the player is just what the use to explore it, what if it’s like:

Enderman: *looks at player’s eyes*

Player: 01010010 01100001 00100000 01110010 01100001 00100000 01010010 01100001 01110011 01110000 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010010 01110101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01101101 01100001 01101110

Enderman: oh ok *attacks player*

tiny-slime

viostormcaller

This kills me every single fucking time

winchesterkinnie

it really hit different with the ra ra rasputin

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ruinsmami

2020 is almost over and all I gotta say is what the fuck was that

suddenrundown

YOU

bewaretheidesofmarchyall

ANOTHER TIME TRAVELER

GET THEM

astraldemise

i like got this splatoon stuck on my ceiling and im not able to get it down

astraldemise

youre not going to believe what object dislodged itself from the ceiling and began its descent to the floor, creating a loud meaty shlap sound upon impact, waking me up in the tender hours of the night

canadiangold

best thing i learned today: “The Loud American” role in Japanese businesses

canadiangold

nobody asked but imma explain anyway

no idea how it came up, but my programming prof was talking about his friend who works for Nintendo Japan who’s secondary role is The Loud American, and my prof explained what that was and how it came about

see, in Japan you do not talk back to your boss. you just don’t, even if they have stupid ideas and want the company to act on them. Like Nissan did sometime back. But since the other employees couldn’t do anything about this terrible idea that would ruin the company, they called in an American who had no reservations about telling the boss that their stupid idea was a stupid idea

and that’s just become a role in Japanese businesses, where they keep an American on staff who plays up the American stereotype and tells the boss what the Japanese employees can’t or won’t out of societal norms

friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt

dream job.

loafed-beans-deactivated2020082

How much do they pay per hour for me to sit around and every so often storm into the bosses office and call his ideas stupid as fuck?

aviculor

modern day court jester

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frenchublog

space dad in space walmart meme

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