Beware The Ides Of March

Back when I was a redditor (😔) I realized a strange phenomenon. No one cares about your original posts, but if you make the post on another site and screenshot it, people assume it’s a tweet from someone who is known/is funny/etc and the post would do way better

Kylian Mbappe is so fucking good. Just wow.

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you

I never get tired of this video. The comedic density is off the fucking charts.

Soccer players are the horses of men’s sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

a thing I haven't seen pointed out much but that I think is fun is the way azune started to ever so slightly mimic the einfasens' accent over the conversation in the carriage. yet again the boy is making himself Shaped Like Them to subconsciously endear them to him!

just watched iron lung. the posts ive seen shipping him with ryan gosling are NOT capitalizing enough on what an awesomely relatable depiction simon is of a desperate hypocritical self-justifying failguy who ultimately doesnt want to be bad but sucks at not being bad because of selfishness borne out of fearful self-preservation. its not just that they were both sent on one way trips against their will its that neither of them would have ever stepped up to do it willingly. they wouldve both kept wasting time their entire lives avoiding truly committing to a cause, had outside forces not taken away every possible escape. and i don't know i just think maybe we as creatures of society could be using this as a means to interrogate why theres so much appeal right now to these guys who must be backed into a corner and prodded like animals till they bleed to perform deeds that they know to be in line with what they actually consider morally good. maybe there's some kind of broader social situation happening in the country where these movies were filmed that makes that sentiment resonate with a large majority of the audience for some reason. i just think its interesting

I dislike the violence and unpredictability of the ice dispenser