Beware The Ides Of March

the world cup giveth (usa out) and it taketh away (argentina still fucking in)

COLOMBIA I DEFINITELY NEED YALL TO WIN TODAY PLEASE

COLOMBIA I DEFINITELY NEED YALL TO WIN TODAY PLEASE

COLOMBIA I DEFINITELY NEED YALL TO WIN TODAY PLEASE

EGYPT NOOOOOOOOO FUCKKKKKKK

No I’m hurt why does CAPE VERDE AND EGYPT HAVE TO GO

Egypt you are the winners today

I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.

Or even like... Cannon warfare.

Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.

shipping containers are also not that strong and also only cheap/relatively accessible to use if you live somewhere where shipping containers just end up

Fun fact about shipping container houses is that because so many shipping containers are used to transport hazardous materials and are unsuitable to live in for contamination reasons, it's often easier to make them out of entirely new, unused shipping containers than to source appropriate second hand ones. Which destroys the entire purpose of shipping container houses. Because we already know how to make rooms that are cheaper, better insulated, and more spacious and easy to acquire and transport than brand new shipping containers.

Walgreens texts you your prescription is ready and then immediately calls you like PICK UP YOUR DAMN PRESCRIPTION NEOW OR THE PHARMACY TECHNICIAN GETS IT

The US rigged the game yet still lost 4-1 to a washed Belgium this might be one of the most embarrassing international incidents to happen this year

ngl im still pissed that belgium sent senegal home but thank you for beating usa

tonight culminated in partner prancing about like rumpelstiltskin round his fire, flipping off the usa and screaming "fuck you". so overall i would say the match was a great success

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.