Beware The Ides Of March

i started playing the FF7 gacha's version of Advent Children and. and it's. it's just the movie. it's just clips from the movie. it's just an abridged version of the movie with all the action scenes interrupted by gacha Non-Gameplay. and the only enemy is Bahamut Sin and Sephiroth. They didn't make combat models for the Sephiroth trio or the dog monsters they summon, cause its. its just clips from the movie with 1 enemy to fight. even by my rock-bottom expectations for gacha, this is fucking dire.

i recorded footage of all of this for future use but i don't think i can even use it on youtube because it is, again, just the fucking movie lord above help me

playing the Dirge of Cerberus content now. This is somehow worse. The original DoC is better. This is the worst game I've ever played.

Game made me so fucking mad that I had to start playing actual Dirge of Cerberus. I need you to understand how fucking dire things must be for me to be able to boot up Dirge of Cerberus and instantly be like 'Oh thank god, this is SO much better.'

in the Egyptian wing of the museum and my boyfriend is like "what are all the time periods of ancient Egypt" and I'm like predynastic, early dynastic, old kingdom which is when the pyramids were built, first intermediate, middle kingdom, second intermediate, new kingdom which includes amarna period and yugioh, third intermediate, and then all the late period stuff and macedonian and roman eras. and he's like run that by me one more time

in a way john watson is a fantasy (what if you had this brilliant enigmatic friend and what if he liked you in particular and what if he offered you the excitement of youth and adventures and a way out of boring society life and all without having to actually give up your status as a gentleman so you could have the best of both worlds) and in a way sherlock holmes is a fantasy (what if someone never got tired of you despite your various strange habits and mood swings and instead of simply tolerating you they genuinely liked you and what if you didn’t have to live alone forever and what if you never had to give up doing the things you love) and of course there’s the most fantastical part of it all (what if you could afford london housing prices)

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

COLOMBIA I DEFINITELY NEED YALL TO WIN TODAY PLEASE

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever

A knight swearing an oath to you is a kind of marriage

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

Real thing that changed how i write: I started asking "what does this character think is wrong with them" and separately "what is actually wrong with them." Those two things are almost never the same. She thinks she's too much. She's actually terrified of being too little. He thinks he's bad at commitment. He's actually just never met someone he trusted enough. The gap between their diagnosis of themselves and the real thing, that's your character arc right there. you don't have to explain it. just write both.

Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people