Beware The Ides Of March

pride flag for nonbinary asexual aromantic individuals that just says "not gonna do all that"

the more girls you add to a story the more yuri situations you're able to produce.... something to consider

undertale is a game about how losing a child can traumatize a whole community. deltarune is a game about how losing a child can traumatize a whole community and also their appliances

the thing about fandom is it tends to thrive on unanswered questions and doors left open. space to make up your own bullshit and theorize and headcanon. so to an extent i understand why shipping Two Guys Who Stand Next To Eachother is always so overwhelmingly popular because like. well if you know the writers are never gonna go there then it basically becomes your city now. you're the giant rat who makes all the yaoi. i can't really deny the appeal.

i don't consider myself much of a shipper but everytime i am reminded of armand and Daniel i just. it's so funny. i am 500+ years old. you are a terminally ill 70 y/o human journalist who i psychologically tortured and kept in my flat for a week in the seventies. i might be your wife. i define myself exclusively on others. will you be my nepo fledgling. ignore the fact that i said i would never make one. i'm making people walk into traffic. let's make a vlog together

[ID: a digital illustration of Marya Junková from Cloudward Ho. She's drawn very small at the bottom of the picture, her back to the viewer, looking back over her shoulder with a gun in her hand. Above her, beak wide open, is Straka. It's almost close enough to swallow her whole. End ID]

rots plot rlly is just anakin having what is in all honesty a completely valid crashout for a college student who’s gotten less than negative sleep in the past week. the problem here is that anakin also happens to be some kind of vaguely eldritch force entity with severe anger issues so when he has a crashout that bad it has permanent lasting consequences for the entire galaxy 😭 what he rlly needed was to just be able to have it out with obi wan until he tired himself out and then obi wan could put him back to bed with padme and he’d wake up in the morning like he was just really badly hungover. unfortunately chancellor groomer over here really wanted that eldritch crashout and was pulling the equivalent of scheduling all of anakin’s finals back to back on the exact same day and then when anakin complained to him about it he was like yeah it’s so messed up of your Other professors to do that. you should kill them about it

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe