nintendo ds soul injection

sports is not real. they just declared it

they just killed every player in the world. we are free

titty-seeking behaviour

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

A cat is basically a creature that is the cutest in the whole world but who also really wants to eat your phone charger cable

the cruelty these actors had to endure is immeasurable

Wet Beast Wednesday

when some evil cunt dies posting on tumblr carries the feeling of the last day of school before summer break