nintendo ds soul injection

when i can’t talk my shit freely it feels like my organs are shutting down one by one

you can have multiple most gorgeous looking women giving performance of their lifetime in a movie or show yet people will still come out obsessing & wanting to fuck a white man with the personality of a wet cardboard

have you ever seen me without this stupid blog on ? that’s weird

This would be a place of worship if I bought it

my foreskin is cold

excitedly alt-tabbing to an open excel spreadsheet called ‘people i follow on tumblr and whether they are circumcised’

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

I have already died thrice by 1pm

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

"you only like her because shes a woman" yup "you let female characters get away with too much" yes "if a man did this you would hate him for it" indeed

hit the like and suscribe buttons so hard the comments leaked out

Ohhh so suddenly we don’t like cum allegories. I see what’s good