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"i have no right to complain". who took it from you!? i'll defeat them...

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

Obvs banning social media for under 16s is plainly stupid but I'm not even gonna engage with why because it's not about protecting kids. Literally it is just about being able to de-anonymise the internet. They thought we'd cave over the porn thing but we didn't so now they're testing just how badly we want to use youtube and Meta

I downloaded the sex mod which took 1 hour to get to work and when i had sex with him my screen jittered and there were stock moaning sounds and i got one xp

hey patrick can you see my feet

Yeah spongebob look at mine I’m facing the toilet

Patrick we have penises and were peeing with them

Excuse me ladies, everything you’ve just said about being spongbeob and Patrick and having penises you pee pee with has been echoed and amplified down the hall, were we are holding a Sunday school class. We all have heard what you’ve said about peeing towards the toilet with your penises, and I am just letting you know.

no one knows the context of this whatsoever it was about me and my friend when we were 8 pretending we were spongebob and patrick and had penises and we were peeing with them in a church bathroom and we said this aloud and some lady comes in and tells us that everyone down the hall could hear us, and then i wouldnt leave the bathroom because i was too afraid

reading this again i guess the context is all there in the penises

Ten year anniversary of this post and would like to add some more, unnecessary context: this was at my sister piano recital, the piano teacher was my penis friends Russian mom who would regularly try to feed me cold hotdog cut up into cold spaghetti with ketchup, and despite not having talked to the penis friend in years both she and her younger sister recently learned I was in our hometown and hit me up trying to buy weed.

Ezcuse me ladies everything you just said about wile e coyote being a cocksucking faggot and being passed around at college parties and sucking his husbands cock and cruising at home depot has been echoed and amplified out your open ground floor window to our leasing office where we are discussing not renew8ng your lease when its up and we all have heard everything you just said

hangout idea: we listen to music but its only my music and i force you to listen to every song i like