huh

they’ve been playing the same goddamn M&Ms christmas commercial for the past 8 years

he does exist!

they do exist

oohh….*faints*

santa?

it’s that time of the year again. time to bring back this reminder.

okay but Campbell’s is still playing that one chicken noodle snowman one, right? And that one I remember from an even EARLIER age

thank you for reminding us all that the holiday ads never really change

marketing strategy: if it ain’t broke don’t fix it

ppl w nonbinary genders are not all just “between” male and female. gender isn’t a male/female zero-sum game pls stop

this took me a while to unlearn, until someone basically said “look, colors are a spectrum. if you assign pink to women and blue to men, that doesn’t make every other color a variation of purple” 

^potentially helpful way to conceptualize this

I’m deleting. This is the last post. Goodbye everyone

Lmaooooooo

I have never been so bi in my life.

it’s safe to say that almost everyone had the exact same feelings after watching Wonder Woman

what the fuck is that and why is it all sad and alone

look at its haircut haha nerd

when you touch a Bad Texture™ and have to scrub at ur hands until the feeling is gone

When your teeth scrape against something they don’t like and your entire body tries to escape the upper atmosphere.

When your nails drag across an Unpleasant Thing so your arms stop working from the elbows down and your ears ring.

when something nearby makes a Bad Sound and you’re actively trying to get onto the astral plane in your corporeal form