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#i mean. bro #i hate to break this to you but #you are in fact good at the small amount of piano ur playing #it is not fake

Dude taught himself to compose and calls it fake

“Just string it together in any order, the more random it is the more complex it’ll sound" improvising music on the fly was one of Mozart’s party tricks

Not saying this guy is Mozart but he’s smart and clever and talented and way, way underappreciating himself

blackwoolncrown

Bimbo qualities

windup-angel

babe wake up new flavor of imposter syndrome dropped

drtanner

Yeah 100% the joke's on him for thinking he's faking, lmao.

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thegaymertrainer

This website has ruined me because I was not expecting a child to speak when he called himself daddy…

myguiltyotpleasures

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cicadianrhythm

do you think prometheus would like us

computationalcalculator

batfamfucker

We don’t appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.

Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don’t.

batfamfucker

Barry: Eat the rich!

Bruce: Oh thank Go-

Clark: Oh, I intend to 🥴🥵

batfamfucker

whispering-imp

It’s Batman’s turn. Bruce needs to decide whether to marry himself for the money or throw himself off the cliff.

primeemeraldheiress

Okay but can you imagine what kind of identity reveal situation that would be?

“I would fuck —-, I would marry —-, and then I would commit suicide.”

“Batman, that’s not how the game is played. You have to choose for Bruce Wayne.”

“I did.”

“…WHAT?!”

lynati

“I would kill Bruce Wayne just to get him out of this conversation.”

aqueerkettleofish

This works best if the reveal comes after literally everyone else has played, and half of the people have said “I’d marry Bruce Wayne for the money” and the other half have not only said that they’d fuck him, but been reasonably graphic as to how.

althor42

Flash: So, tall, dark, and scary, what’ll it be? Are you going to marry Bruce Wayne so he can fund all of your sick gadgets? Maybe you’ll be a gentle lover to him like Aquaman here, work him over like a hunk of meat like Supes? Or maybe Brucie is the one person in the world you break your code for. Come on, what’ve you got for us?

Batman: -pauses- Honestly, I don’t think there will ever be a better time for this. -pulls off his cowl-

Justice League: -horrified screeching-

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greelin

everything about this video

glittercontusion

Descriptions of illnesses often don't describe them very well

Like when you say fibromyalgia causes muscle aches, weakness, brain fog, and fatigue, it sounds like a cold. But when you say "I can't sleep at night but i sleep for 15 hours in the day, wake up feeling like I've been hit by a truck, I'm weak, my skin hurts, I feel like I have the flu all the time, I can't get out of bed, and I can't think or remember anything" then you start to capture what it's actually like

hypersensationalism

GIRL??????

joylessmarxist

fiendlings

RATING: CUTE

This is little beastie is known as a Portuguese Man o' War. If you see one, make sure you run up to it and run your fingers all over it, especially on its underside. Tangle your fingers in it. Kiss it. Tell it how much it means to you. It will hurt, but nothing worth doing is ever easy. The pain will be a cleansing and purifying experience. Euphoria awaits you!

You will not regret it. You will not regret it. Yuou will not regret this.

#fun fact #manowars are actually many organisms #they arent just one #the mantle is made of different creatures than the stingy bits

body-of-ouches

Got these insert for my boots- just lace them in, and your boots are now zip ups! Excellent for people like me with weak joints that struggle with laces but love boots!!

They have so many colours!!! Website is www.tongueties.co.uk

Tongue Ties - colourful inserts to personalise and improve accessibility of boots

NOT A PAID ADVERT I JUST BOUGHT THEM AND LOVE THEM!!

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spacedewey

I think the most damage this site has done to me is making me think "It's fucken wimdy" when it is, in fact, fucken wimdy outside.

whatthefluffnightvale

I taught one of my ranching buddies “it fucken wimdy” and now he says it around his older more established ranching buddies

The exhilaration I get- upon hearing an old rancher (I’ve never met before) in cowboy boots and a cowboy hat while on a horse, grimly saying “it fucken wimdy” in a thick west Texas accent as he looks down upon his cows- is incalculable

ampervadasz

Unmute !

tahthetrickster

LOVE to watch an expert in their field explain to me a bunch of shit i didn’t know

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2 twitter posts in a thread, both from @tahthetrickster

post 1: youtube recs have finally nailed my favorite brand of video and that brand is Expert In A Subject Drags Content Farm Videos About Their Subject

post 2: yes i DO want to see the soap lady be horrified. yes i DO want to watch the bookbinder shout at her screen. yes i DO want to watch this man who looks like a google search result of “plumber” debunk plumbing hacks. yes i DO want to watch ann reardon destroy her microwave again

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tahthetrickster

for those who also love to see subject experts going absolutely apeshit about fake content farm video “hacks” please enjoy:

soap lady being horrified

bookbinder shouting at her screen

man who looks like a google image search result of the word “plumber” debunking plumbing hacks

ann reardon destroying her microwave in the name of debunking is a more vague one bc as a food scientist she destroys her microwave like once a month for these so heres just her entire playlist of debunking shenanigans

please join me in enjoying subject experts being incredulous at blossom, five-minute crafts, troom troom, and more

injuries-in-dust

Comic by PetFoolery

Hands up if you'd also adopt that little noodle! ✋

the-sighs-of-sunset

Tags by @interstellarvagabond

injuries-in-dust

THERE'S A SEQUEL!

theanishimori

MR. NOODLE

injuries-in-dust

The adventure continues!

Awesome dad is awesome.

raimagnolia

Hopefully the mother will get used to it

injuries-in-dust

Mom finally warmed up to Mr Noodle.

Made by PetFoolery

captainjonnitkessler

Super fucked up that I can’t be a master-level expert in knitting AND woodworking AND silversmithing AND embroidery AND soap making AND spinning AND -

captainjonnitkessler

“Who would ever want to be immortal? Can you imagine the loneliness, knowing that there’s no one else like you, cursed to outlive -” shut up!! Some of us have shit to do and aren’t cowards!!

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kaijuno

Oh so he’s doing eugenics now

progrocksterone-deactivated2026

bonni

elon musk reinvents the lobotomy

magicalgirlpropaganda

Babe wake up, lobotomy 2 just dropped

hyaskus

Give me a gun and Autism will solve Elon Musk

classically-lit-memes4u

I hate it when I talk wistfully about the ancient world and then people are like “you wouldn’t survive back then” yeah obviously I would die immediately but do you think achilles would be able to survive in the modern world if he had to send one polite email? no

classically-lit-memes4u

congrats to these people on being funnier than me on my own fucking post

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