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Ahem. Excuse me

saccharinekat

I'm so glad my friends tolerate my bullshit

saccharinekat

Putting this as my pinned as a warning to all those who wander into my domain

saccharinekat

Another hapless wanderer taken by my curse

#sorryyyyyyy tee hee #just be glad i dont reblog the colour of the sky or apple car or the piston cup or the scooby doo ones #.... often

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hymneminium

#oh my god did gallagher just discover the term dank this is so exciting #does he know it's a weed thing?? there's no way right

Of course Peter Gallagher knows that "dank" is a weed thing. He also knows that "in heat" is a sex thing and that when aliens "probe" someone it's in the anus.

These are words, not things. Heathcliff is a comic about symbols.

You're never going to get a comic where an alien actually probes someone any more than you're going to get a comic where the Man-Eating Giant eats a man. You're just going to get a dozen comics where aliens like the word "probe".

Heathcliff wears the ham helmet because it's the helmet you wear when you eat a ham. You can tell it's that helmet because it says "ham" on it. The helmet's function is determined not by its form but by its label.

summer = beach = sand = desert = mummy and thus there is the Summer Mummy. Because of symbolic associations that do not otherwise cohere.

Robots don't wear clothes but the mere act of labeling them "nude" makes them nude. And once a painting is a nude painting there has to be a fig leaf because a "nude" without a "figleaf" is "indecent".

A "ham" is a ham even when it's a car. A yam can be a ham can be a car because "yam" sounds like "ham". Symbols have overtaken things.

hymneminium

Jimmy is Heathcliff's attempt to manipulate these symbols.

popularity = billboards, popularity = charity fundraising, popularity = influencers. But standing underneath the word "influencer" has failed to make Jimmy popular. Why is this?

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this is still one of my best posts of all time

badassdemonsword

worm-suggestion

It looks funny, right? You think it looks funny.

I do too. But it lives its whole life. So you have to take it seriously eventually, right? And be respectful and shit.

I think it can digging in the ground for tubers.

beepost-generator

This post lives in my head. I deeply love “I think it can digging in the ground for tubers”

But I can’t stress enough that echidnas cannot be doing that. They are insectivores. Their mouth is not at all capable of biting a potato.

worm-suggestion

Well…

Maybe it just keeps them. I don’t know.

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princessmo

saying this as someone who has it but having ARFID is sooooo embarrassing especially when meeting new people. hi yeah i have an eating disorder no it's not one of the body image ones. yeah my brain arbitrarily decides whether food is Good or Bad or Contaminated or Other. yeah i don't eat vegetables yes it's juvenile no i can't change it. i swear to god i'm not doing it for attention even though it sounds like complete bullshit. sometimes i just Cant eat stuff. yes it frustrates me too

#people have been generally nice about it now that im an adult #but jesus christ is it embarrassing

charl0ttan

dude quick turn on wikipedia. any article

jadeharleyinc

me watching as every wikipedia article changes from “is” to “was”

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wheelie-sick

for the lovely lovely deafies out there who want to get involved in direct action you absolutely 100% cannot ever bring a hearing aid or cochlear implant with bluetooth to any direct action. bluetooth devices all carry a unique signal that can be used to identify you if it's picked up at a direct action. go with a [more] hearing buddy and communicate in sign language. if you don't mutually know a sign language then come up with gestures. do not risk your freedom because you want to have your hearing aid/cochlear implant at the action. it's not worth it.

wheelie-sick

flock cameras are also now tracking bluetooth device signatures when you pass them. if you drive past a flock camera with your bluetooth-enabled hearing aid or cochlear implant, the flock camera knows you passed through

thewolfwaitsbelow

Wait I just realized this is gonna apply to all cgms and most if not all insulin pumps. They’re all Bluetooth devices, it’s essential to how they work

ailithnight

I did not think it possible, but I have just developed even more hatred, derision, and contempt for the perpetual surveillance state.

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junk-thunder

i pull out my handgun and shoot myself in the head and the bullet flies cleanly through the hole that was already there from when i shot myself in the head last week

lickingandsuckingchristmascoins

hey, just letting you know - the ai pomni chun li foot fetish gooning video you reblogged is bad

why

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chantalim

Here's the link to help out.

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grimark

did you see they made jane prentiss from the magnus archives real

this is the correct way to feel about having a wasp's nest in your house.

grimark

oh fuck you were not kidding

manyblinkinglights

#Two months on‚ Rothney is in a co-working arrangement with the nest‚#which is now more than a metre tall and swallows an entire bookshelf of ring binders.#owns. of course they feel safe around her bc she is a queen

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flippedroundagain

Absolutely cackling over the banjo subreddit

clowndykeonabarbiebike

The fact I had no fucking clue which euphemisms were about sex and which ones were about playing banjo

dorkhellbside

cats love sleeping on or next to you and slowly bake you like an oven roast chicken

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