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Putting this as my pinned as a warning to all those who wander into my domain
Another hapless wanderer taken by my curse
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Ahem. Excuse me
I'm so glad my friends tolerate my bullshit
Putting this as my pinned as a warning to all those who wander into my domain
Another hapless wanderer taken by my curse

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Hypno 💤
And the aftermath as well:
two part poll because I’m curious about something. please wait for me to add part 2 and then reblog that version, not this one
have you heard the superstition from an older relative/someone in your family “if you put your bag on the ground, you’ll never have many money”?
yes, that superstition runs in my family
not exactly, but a similar superstition about putting your bag on the ground
no, but I’ve heard of this superstition from others
no, and I’ve never heard of this before
okay part two
is your family of Latin American origin (either still living there or having immigrated elsewhere)
yes
no (please share your background in the tags if you feel like it!)
*sees your post, takes cigar out of mouth and rubs forehead* dont make me unfollow you, kid
i like this post because it's very helpful advice. anyway i made metal gear solid versions because i'm insane

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*walks up to you* wouldn't it be funny if (worst thing that could ever happen to you in really specific and granular detail) happened. ok bye!
[really really surprised and taken aback and a little scared, but trying to hide it] oh uh. i don't think so either. haha.
just a heads up for folks caught in this wildfire smoke, you can make a home air filter for approximately $100 that works better than most commercial air filters.
just a heads up for folks caught in this wildfire smoke, you can make a home air filter for approximately $100 that works better than most commercial air filters.
just a heads up for folks caught in this wildfire smoke, you can make a home air filter for approximately $100 that works better than most commercial air filters.
villain dialogue
not true, you're tamamita
tamamita is everything

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has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that
no? im the princess.
reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please
sometimes i think about if i had never figured out im a girl and im forced to confront the fact that "I probably would have killed myself" feels like an infinitely kinder option than the alternative "i would have lived a long and full life like that without ever knowing". Like genuinely even the best and happiest moment she could experience is still an existentially terrifying fate worse than death and she doesn't even get the dignity of knowing how much pain she's in. And then i think about the scope of the world and like human history and how that's not so much a hypothetical as it is the norm and it makes me so mad i get nauseous
letting family members sit in for dead senators is just monarchy logic im appalled that this has even happened before
Each state gets to decide how their state is represented in Congress
This has been a common method for a long time in some states
The idea is that a Senator's sibling/spouse/parent/child knows their intentions and policies better than a political rival or a random person would. It's a pretty good way to prevent political assassinations tbh
An unelected individual getting grandfathered into a real political position due to their blood or legal relationship with a deceased elected official is not pretty good actually
Amazing that we call him the cookie clicker guy and not the "this website's hate mail game is insane" guy because one of those things had a much bigger impact on Tumblr culture than the other
#I think it's nice that the thing he'a known for is something he's put a lot of work into and was passionate about#as opposed to some funny posts he made in a few minutes#would you rather be known as large for your funny posts or your books if given the choice?
I'm already known for my funny posts and not my books. People express surprise that I'm a writer constantly.
#wait what#Derin I didn't know you were funny

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ngl this is shocking enough it took me a few seconds to be sure I was parsing it correctly.
hot take comments like "I hope I get cyclosporiasis I want to lose 10 lbs" are not only obvious fatphobia but also part of mass illness normalization that has been an ongoing effort since 2020 to minimize the dangers of disease and infections
They want to act like high levels of sickness whether it be airborne or foodborne are normal and not the responsibility of agencies like public health or food safety regulation so they can get away with dismantling them.
"No one's going to die," they say. Factually incorrect and honestly we don't have good data on what a society that's normalized explosive diarrhea looks like, but y'all have an idea what the cholera era looked like, right?
Mass disease is not normal and preventable. One of the number one causes is how large agricultural companies refuse to treat their employees like humans: people picking the food you eat don't have bathrooms, so when they get sick, they're left with a choice to shit their pants and get back to work or squat in the field and get back to work. I know which I'd choose in their shoes...
Mass illness isn't just a public health issue, it's a workers' rights issue and more!
Vol. 1 Chapter 15 of Kapital:
Machine and Modern Industry
Excerpt from Section 9: The Factory Acts. Sanitary and Educational Clauses of the same. Their General Extension in the Workplace.
“What could possibly show better the character of the capitalist mode of production, than the necessity that exists for forcing upon it, by Acts of Parliament, the simplest appliances for maintaining cleanliness and health? In the potteries the Factory Act of 1864 “has whitewashed and cleansed upwards of 200 workshops, after a period of abstinence from any such cleaning, in many cases of 20 years, and in some, entirely,” (this is the “abstinence” of the capitalist!) “in which were employed 27,800 artisans, hitherto breathing through protracted days and often nights of labour, a mephitic atmosphere, and which rendered an otherwise comparatively innocuous occupation, pregnant with disease and death. The Act has improved the ventilation very much.” [214]
At the same time, this portion of the Act strikingly shows that the capitalist mode of production, owing to its very nature, excludes all rational improvement beyond a certain point. It has been stated over and over again that the English doctors are unanimous in declaring that where the work is continuous, 500 cubic feet is the very least space that should be allowed for each person. Now, if the Factory Acts, owing to their compulsory provisions, indirectly hasten on the conversion of small workshops into factories, thus indirectly attacking the proprietary rights of the smaller capitalists, and assuring a monopoly to the great ones, so, if it were made obligatory to provide the proper space for each workman in every workshop, thousands of small employers would, at one full swoop, be expropriated directly!
The very root of the capitalist mode of production, i.e., the self-expansion of all capital, large or small, by means of the “free” purchase and consumption of labour-power, would be attacked. Factory legislation is therefore brought to a deadlock before these 500 cubic feet of breathing space. The sanitary officers, the industrial inquiry commissioners, the factory inspectors, all harp, over and over again, upon the necessity for those 500 cubic feet, and upon the impossibility of wringing them out of capital. They thus, in fact, declare that consumption and other lung diseases among the workpeople are necessary conditions to the existence of capital. [215]