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saccharinekat

Ahem. Excuse me

saccharinekat

I'm so glad my friends tolerate my bullshit

saccharinekat

Putting this as my pinned as a warning to all those who wander into my domain

saccharinekat

Another hapless wanderer taken by my curse

#sorryyyyyyy tee hee #just be glad i dont reblog the colour of the sky or apple car or the piston cup or the scooby doo ones #.... often

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cryptotheism

Oh no signifiers for me thanks I ordered pure concepts

#“pure concepts”

dinohorse

Princess Celestia Auction!! Current bid is $50!

Link to bid

#oh my god its beautiful #celestia #gender

ttaranza

it was worth a try

#LMAAAOOOO #udtr

sugar-petals

so the 2026 temperatures surpass the 2050 (!) forecast now - not just in france - and the atlantic hits a breaking point btw

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stahl-ebooks

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heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals

nicolas-px

i cant believe this

kevinburnsred-deactivated202304

this sounds like it belongs in a legend of zelda game

the-n3o-r0ck1ngf0x

serpentstones-blog1

i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

serpentstones-blog1

i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career

a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark

Bad news for you mate

trickstarbrave

dungeonmastersconsortium

"I don't have a choice, I'm just following orders"

Have you considered smoking one (1) joint?

dungeonmastersconsortium

Like, it truly is that easy to not go do atrocities

"I'll get dishonorably discharged"

Okay at least you wont be killing innocents in the name of imperialism

"I'll go to jail"

Okay so you'd rather go and kill innocent people to avoid a little prison time? You could just go to jail rather than go do atrocities

alpharius-official-unofficial

Note from someone who knows: Neither of these things will even happen, you’ll be administratively separated, which is essentially a faultless parting of ways. Sure, they’ll try to intimidate you with the worst case scenario but at the end of the day pissing hot isn’t actually a crime so without getting you for possession or something the worst they can reasonably do is just make you leave.

Take it from someone who’s seen it happen in real life. They’ll just send you home. Save up for a plane ticket while they’re doing the paperwork.

briarpatch-kids

From someone else who watched it happen many times: You're getting an article 15 for it, same as the guy who couldn't pass his PT test or the guy who got a tattoo without a permission slip from uncle sam. It's NOT a big deal and they are not gonna want to bother with a full court martial required for a dishonorable discharge. It's career ending, but has far less of an effect on your world than lifelong ptsd and guilt.

catchymemes

hiroi-kikui

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quinoaphoenicks

me after smoking half a bowl and drinking one bourbon on a weeknight

marcitlali

me after taking Yak tranquilizers in a berlin warehouse

smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021

you need to change your life styles or you might pass away .

qrtem

If i were an animator for wha, i too would fall in love with brushbuddy and give it more screentime

dazeylily

[new to sadism] I'm gonna hurt the blood out of you

sqooops

[new to masochism] no 😦

alteredpanel

happy make a terrible comic day. i decided to try making a comic using an inkwell pen for the first time with no sketch on a subject that's boring to everyone except me

draconym

When I am king, we will valorize sanitation workers the way we currently valorize the military

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bungerc0re

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

contemptible-scoundrel

nothing in the rules says a python can't play basketball

trans-girl-nausicaa

We need to standardize clothing sizes. This is fucking stupid. Pass a federal law or something. I’m sick of this shit.

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