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W…. T…. F…. ? ? ?

To quote legendary Chinese action star Sammo Huang, “I’m not out of shape, just fat.”

Forever reblog

THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!

Ouija boards say “Ages 8+”. So you have to be 21 to drink, but can summon the dead at 8.

The thing about the “and they were roommates” girl is I bet she really did just say something truly wild or explosive that totally warranted the unbelieving “and they were roommates”

ok straight up if i went to hogwarts and the stairs started moving just as i was getting to where i was going I’d just lie down on the stairs and give up. Not going back to my dorm tonight lads that’s where i live now. Stairs wanna fuck with me? Jokes on them I’ve already given up on life this is just another step further into my grave.

McGonagall finding you at 2am.

ghibli movies are so cleansing, you watch one and then you get this sudden rush of motivation to bake something, or go for a walk, or make a significant change in your life etc., it’s truly amazing

i want to make friends but at the same time no

Wait, if their names are puns on their power, then Violet is ultraviolet which is invisible to the human eye.

SHUT UP.

13 years

Y'all are gonna flip your shit when i tell you about Dash

since 2009, i’ve watched v for vendetta on the 5th of november. i just finished 2017′s re-watching and i’m nauseous at how much closer the world is to the film now than it has been in previous years: all the talk of the impact of words, dehumanizing people instantly by branding them “terrorist”, the rise of the alt-right via a man with no regard for political process, linking anything “bad” to a specific group to foster compliance from a scared public and its terrifying cos vfv isn’t even the first cautionary speculative fiction out there. there’s at least 100 years worth of history and fiction dealing with all this and alt-right conservatives read and see the same fictions and history and see themselves as the heroes. finch in vfv was right: we are part of and trapped by our own history unless we step up and burn it to the ground

petition to take back v for vendetta from grubby fuckboys - a movie directed by two trans women and explicitly talking about the persecution of groups including political dissenters, religious minorities, and lgbtq+ individuals. this is our movie, now more than ever.