the witch is in

accurate 

all my life I’ve somehow only ever seen the gifs of this. I never even knew that the pumpkin man was dancing to the Ghostbusters theme. This whole thing is so much better than I ever could have expected from the gifs omg

the Gentle Alien is excited for Crimes

Beds are so warm and soft when the rest of the world is not

Look at this beautiful angel

I don’t need to be rich. I just want enough to pay for a house, to support my family, and to indulge my videogame obsession for the rest of my life

I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god

don’t even remember making this post but mood

i wouldn’t want to meet anyone else

THE GOODEST COMEDIAN

Lmao he doesn’t even f’ing care about what’s legal or not anymore.

This brings the number of impeachable offences to 11. Just saying. 

This image brings an incredible sense of calmness

A vague sense of animal crossing

CARRY THE SKULL THROUGH THE DOOR!!! SEE WHERE IT GOES 

“‘Thirsty,’ another quipped,” is the most powerful phrase i’ve ever read

airport security is like when you’re trying to put your money back in your wallet before it’s the next person’s turn in line except you’re barefoot