ProximateSpade

mcdonalds is singlehandedly responsible for the gender binary and my torrid relationship with my parents. fucking “girl toy or boy toy?” how the fuck were neopets ever boy toys. every time i had to beg my parents to say boy toy so i could get a pokemon instead of like a greasy beaded bracelet, the seeds of dissent were sown that much deeper

there’s nothing funnier than watching two cats stare at each other while one slowly raises their arm to strike for ABSOLUTEY NO REASON

how did tumblr go from “it’s healthy and good to experiment with your gender!” to “there are RULES to being trans and if you BREAK them youre an awful cis person who makes us REAL trans people look like a JOKE”

Gender’s a fucking mud puddle and you’re a three year old…. go wild, eat some dirt… there’s no non-messy way about it, so why even try to find one?

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what is your most controversial video game hot take? 🎮🎮🎮

Games over 10 years old should be free

if you have an in game store, micro transactions, or loot boxes, ur game should be free.

Ganondorf should and will have sex with every gay man ever