[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

vaseline is op for fucked up skin but its texture stat is dogshit

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

it's kind of insane how disasterous of an effect it can have on your psyche and development as an adult if people thought you were annoying when you were 8

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

Sometimes you really gotta decide for yourself it's the last time the universe gonna teach you that same lesson

attachment can convince you that one person is your entire universe