Bee Haw

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

alaxti qosax̣-nanich-wawa tilixam ɬas wawa, nawitka "ɬush-nanich pus ɬun-san" pus taʔanɬkʰi

“you’d fumble some girl asking for your star sign by going Um akshually it’s pseudoscience ☝️🤓” she’d fumble me by believing in astrology ngl

i understand its chronic pain but every day seems a bit excessive

the thing about evangelizers is that it is fundamentally rude to walk up to strangers and try to convince them to change religions, but even non/loose christians who don't evangelize don't understand this

Look, I understand that we might seem rude from your point of view. But from our point of view we are literally trying to save your life.

"might seem rude" and its advocating for a white supremacist's colonizer religion that you dress up in paternalistic saviorite "you dont know how much danger youre in, i know more about your problems than you do" but if someone flips the script on you worthless niggas and says hey dont be christian! youre not actually happy contributing to the continued death and flattening of multiple cultures and belief systems all in service of a singular patriarchal god who has a REALLY bad track record of stopping genocide or literally like. almost any suffering. then suddenly SUDDENLYYYYYYYY you losers are actually being persecuted and discriminated against and youre just being niiiiice. youre just being so nice. save your bullshit for someone who cares.

three posts down this bitch is posting about female submission and male dominance

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

dump his ass. move to a walkable city. start hormones. get into fiber crafts. dye your hair weird. grow an herb garden. foster a distrustful cat. take a welding class. invite your friends over for tea and cake. get way too into obscure media. explore a new cuisine. lie to the police. protest in the streets. life has so many possibilities don't it?

make out with a frenemy. buy noise cancelling headphones. wear office inappropriate attire. quit a toxic workplace. improve your apartment. start a dog walking sidegig. get on first name basis with your local librarians. bully politicians at town hall meetings. get an unexpected piercing. cultivate farmer's market connections. trade recipes with a gossipy old neighbor. unionize your apartment complex. move to the countryside. let a friend take you larping. keep a sword on your mantleplace

get a tattoo on your 40th birthday. be tempted to buy a loom. do a charity drag show. sue your landlord. buy a really nice kitchen appliance. volunteer at an anarchist soup kitchen. rediscover a tv show you watched when you were 8. spam your state senators. shop at asian grocery stores. do cosplay. buy trans flags in bulk and mount them along the highway. go viral for unexpected reasons. move in with your best friend. make lemoncello with leftover lemon rinds. run for school board membership. explore pegging.

update: i'm delighted to report this post has been responsible for at least one person dumping his ass

update: three four people