in my teehee era

drinking and smoking marijuana in public in front of children

this looks like a salvaged family photo after a house fire

this site really did suck so fucking bad when its demographic was straighter

i don't believe such a time ever existed

driver's ed is trying to be more hip and relatable to the youth so they started adorning those horrifying photos of mutilated corpses in car wreckage with image macro text saying things like "BRO THOUGHT HE HAD THE RIGHT OF WAY 😆💀😭"

I wish I had stopped to savor it, the last time I saw a kung pow penis. I never knew it was to be my last

What are you gonna do?

not a choking fan mostly cause how do you not feel like a Homer to bart

I put “no hookups, no communists” in my Tinder profile. I haven’t been getting any matches so there must either be a bunch of sluts around me of a bunch of godless reds.

this is literally the funniest post on here

please, white woman was my father. call me fart explosion.

being too high is not a reasonable excuse anymore you either need to figure out how to do it high or not be high okay like grow up you're making the rest of us look bad okay

Me at the golf course fucking the wholes