in my teehee era

an “original character” is like a kind of brain parasite

Autism is some monkey's paw sort of shit, you've got the power to give people the most devastating rip-your-scalp-off level insults that will haunt them for life, with a completely straight face, but the catch is that you don't do it on purpose and also have no idea that you're doing it at all before people get mad at you for no apparent reason again.

watched enough explosive friend group break ups that now every time some of my friends are kinda quiet towards me im like "damn what if theyre in a secret group chat compiling an extensive list of everything ive ever done wrong?" as if thats like a normal thing to experience in your friendships.

what if the computer worked? what if video games were fun? what if there was a beautiful woman? my blog explores these concepts, and more

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

you ever notice how covid cases have spiked since the cock destroyers split up? can’t be a coincidence 

since the what

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable