went to sinyala and all i got was this stupid hat

Closing my eyes and screaming "waaaa!" while shooting a handgun but I have perfect accuracy and drop 6 targets then reload in 0.2 seconds and hit 6 more

obviously theres not a market for "toys" based on prestige tv shows but god i wish there were breaking bad toys. i want a doll-sized RV that opens up like a barbie dreamhouse and has tons of tiny flasks and barrels and a bunsen burner that if u push down on it, it plays a steam hiss sound bite and glows red with an LED. i want a polly pocket compact of jesse's house that comes with a little jesse who is magnetized so u can stick him in different rooms and change out his magnetized beanies. i want a saul goodman tamagotchi that lets me train my saul to be good at slipping and reward him with cigarettes and connect him to the kim tamagotchi so they can socialize together

Ah yes, that's my comfort rugged middle-aged video game man