The pumpkin head is all in the mind

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

Okay, there's a nonzero chance that Felix Wright: Ace Attorney is going to be my next fic. I may have to bend time a little, since Kebab hasn't made it into Munchie's writing yet. Felix saw those "I'd let my cat represent me in court" memes, and now he has to explain to courthouse security why there's a cat in his bag.

I heard it the same way, but I interpreted it as someone who desperately wants to be their partner's one true love (...be your one and only), but their partner is only with them because they haven't found anyone else (Instead of your only one). Ultimately, the relationship falls apart, hence the rest of the song.

Trying to make birthday plans when you’re someone who really cares about your birthday is so humiliating just hitting people up like hey do you mind proving to me that I’m loved and there’s a place for me in this world for the anniversary of my birth this weekend

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

To be clear, I don't mean we should forget or take our eyes off the ultimate long-term goals of getting Cool Shit, but to get there, we're gonna have to support things like "half-measures" and "small steps" and "not tearing down people who won't get us all the way there" and "understanding that they are starting from the basement basically because every government institution is being decimated"

I left my fucking smokies in my date’s car so im literally going to die now & if i dont then i consent to physician assisted suicide, cause i don’t have my forever girl, my 🚬

Nvm i found half of one by my vcr

I definitely misread that, thinking you found one in the VCR. And some part of me just accepted that.

smoking that shit that makes you cry about the horrors of car-centric infrastructure

hey yeah i get it but youre harshing the vibe rn nobody wants to hear about the irreversible damage that cars have done to North America and the whole world by proxy

showing your girl pictures of nasty ugly parking garages at the function

this is not a joke or exaggeration but a cry for help btw I've been watching 3 hour youtube videos about concrete like I'm somebody's autistic dad

yeah no sorry I can't go out tonight I have to read the rest of the 2023 Ford corporate sustainability report no not for a class I'm just nosey

no babe I thought it was hot that you got into and won a debate with my dad about the viability of high speed rail in north america

listen I'm sorry that your dad went home, researched highspeed rail, and started the argument with you again when I wasn't there umm no I'm not going to apologize no I actually umm yeah I've been brushing up on my talking points sorry but bob doesn't stand a fucking chance he can meet me in the market place of ideas

how is this not astronomically popular