MertvaMil🇺🇦

No longer my header, but he stays here

Top hat implies the exsistance of Omnilander docking while frotting

Headcanon that this is Omni-man's weakness on Earth

Vought would probably sell Femlander with GirlRyan(idk, girlryan sounds funny) as the Virgin Mary. Vought Virgin Mary.

Thinking about Femlander mourning her child, that was alive but hidden from her☹️☹️

Wernicke showing Blaire his Luigi board that moves on it's own, saying:

Character talking to whom feels like bitting a peach

Me when I inject concrete in my thighs

Hughie after eating out Homelander's pussy and surviving

Easternicke are Engel and Angel combined

The Boys oc idea

How it lowkey feels when you be playing games, chilling, then suddenly an exsistential sense of dread hits you, because the boys came out in 2019 and you were younger by then and time keeps ticking and you can literally do nothing about this and everyone you love will die and you will die too. Fuck it, you may just die now, you'll die for sure. And you get scared and agitated af and start hearing your own pulse in your head.

Headcanon that young Homelander got hit by a missile on accident then came to Mallory complaining and showing his bruised hand(idk it's maximum damage I can think of)