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is 5 too young for the dark crystal? i don’t want to scare my sister but i want to show her

I forgot that was the name of a film when I read this and thought you were desperate to show your 5 y/o sister some sort of cursed artifact

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

going thru mood swings makes me feel like a sim its so embarrassing

(weeping on the floor for ten minutes immediately followed by cleaning the kitchen with a placid smile) sul sul

The people yearn for Murder on the Orient Express

Knives Out: Snowpiercer