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im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

i hear there are several types of ways to feel

Walk Like No One Is Driving

this is going around again and the tags are full of people talking about printing it out to put in their breakroom or cubicle or sending it to their coworkers, which fills me with great joy. vast diversity of professions represented also. zoos. labs. summer camps. restaurants. garden centers. libraries. schools. many reports from the brave warriors of assorted retail. a truth universally acknowledged: if there is a sign a customer will not read it <3 and they don't read emails either <3

Pokemon Heritage Post

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

I want for you to stand proud. We’re all real skeletons. Can you believe it? Real skeletons. Not like the skeletons in movies. Real ones. Every one of us. Our life is built on miracles

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)