Donuts Y Orange Juice

DING DING DING

I think he’s years ahead of us.

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

the girl has big dick energy

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

Oh this is GORGEOUS

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me? back on my lovey dovey bullshit? yeah i am

WITH BOTH THE LORD AND POLICE!! ☝🏾

DRAG THEM!!!

i feel like this is 95% a sex thing but the 5% chance that this is entirely nonsexual scares me more

20gayteen is almost over. then we’ll have 20biteen. but what will we do for 2020

we vote.

We vote.

This has happened to me before when I was in college at a frat party. This girl comes squeezing herself in between me and my friend and throws her arms around me. “Amanda, I am so glad you decided to come!” I was so confused and just figured she was drunk and mistaked me for someone else, until I saw the panic on her face. She leaned close and whispered that a guy was following her, was certain that he had put something in her drink and if I would please play along. I looked behind her and sure enough, some creep was watching her like a hawk. We invited her to hang out with us the rest of the night and even waited until her ride showed up just to make sure she was safe. Always look out for each other!

If you ever feel scared like this just come up to me like we have been friends since kindergarten, call me any name u can come up with ill play along.

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Stay together, stay safe

Reblog every time because there are new stories every time.

The morning murps

Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.

this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going “hello!” every morning the same way