WEPONIZED THICKNESS FOR GOOD

Mcr in the studio but they’re playing dnd in there because it has the right acoustics for Gerard to do their fuck ass voices for all the npcs.

due to woke theyre now calling it five pregnant guys burgers and fries

I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

#for real tho! their gender is their business but class struggle is everyone’s business

I thought Old Man Yaoi was like a specific person or entity. Like you walk down to the river, there’s Old Man Consequences, you walk down to the oak tree there’s Old Man Sensibility, and then you walk into the gay club and you’ll never guess who it is

“the members of my chemical romance went and did karaoke together and gerard sang livin on a prayer” sounds like the plot of a wattpad oneshot from 2012. but its real

sometimes i think maybe we blame frank too much for the song choices because although he makes the setlists he does get input from the others and surely maybe a lot of it isn't on him. but then he goes :3 gerard can we do that song you sang at karaoke once :3 and they go yeah man of course 👍 and i think oh ok nevermind. he has far too much power and it is in fact all his fault

gerard: hello crypto mayor of belleville. okay so you’re gonna present us the key which is super awesome! thanks soo much:)) but you need to know that i will be pretending im from a fake country called draag and not from belleville new jersey. and i will be doing terrible european accent and also immediately after i will kill four people.

we are literally SO lucky to share a timeline with Ray Toro