low self esteem papi

nothing but respect for our troops (smut writers) but listen. i dont want to be the person to tell you this, but not every character is going to be a dom or a sub. some people. and i know this is hard to hear. but some people do have vanilla sex. and some of those people might even be The Character.

doctor this patient needs a hug and 3 *checks notes*tacos de barbacoa? *i awake from my coma to scribble on the note and one jarrito any flavor*

i feel so bad for todays college students i went to college 10 years ago and cheating was so easy. i know this isn't going to sound true but when i was in college in 2014 my professors didn't know how to use the computer. one of my professors taught a photoshop class and didn't know you could draw pictures in it. i asked about this and she was like you can't do that in photoshop

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

[Image description: Three nuns smoking cigarettes captioned Me and the girls that still use tumblr. End description.]

*cums in you for good luck*

"none of these words are in the bible" you're not even reading the secret part of the bible. with all my posts in it

-- Joseph Smith

Me about my big fat juicy ass

Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home