none of my stars ever twinkled bright

hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world

life is so good when ur reading a book and taking it w u everywhere like your little child

i love re-consuming media i used to love when i was younger. like wow! child me still is in me i am holding her hand and keeping her safe and doing her favorite things with her!!!!

nurse the patient needs to go to the twin peaks diner for a cup of coffee and a slice of cherry pie STAT!!!!

i’ll stop being crazy once everything goes my way forever

i want to turn into a huge doglike beast instead of going to work tomorrow 

hey man sorry im late. yeah i gave a mouse a cookie. you know how it is

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

what movie do y’all know front to back like it doesn’t even have to necessarily be Good,, it’s just something you’ve seen so many times that the dialogue is printed into the very core of your being

is being into coffee an older sibling thing bc everyone i know who loves coffee is the oldest child

like every oldest child ik loves coffee, the middle child hates it/prefers tea, and the youngest will drink it but only if its super sweet n has a ton of milk

rb w/ if ur oldest, middle, or youngest child and how u feel about coffee

if you brought shakespeare back to life and showed him the lion king i bet he’d be like “this shit fucks why didn’t anyone tell me i could use lions”