くコ:彡

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

Chalk is squids road.

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

@tenuit

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

hi I am your rich uncle from borneo I would like to give you one million dollars you just need to come to borneo and you can have one million dollars I already bought you your air plane ticket to borneo to meet me and get one million dollars from me in borneo

first send me proof that you are not a tufted pygmy squirrel

this is extremely convincing to me. I absolutely can see the family resemblance. plus also green sparkly gel pen is my favorite gel pen. I will arrive in borneo shortly

wow that's such a believable address. i am feeling confident about this. thank you for the money upfront I can use it to buy my plane ticket