chanchan

the lovely woman who owned kabosu, the shiba known as doge, should get to take a point blank shot at elon musk with the doohickey that killed shinzo abe

oh you wanted chocolate atop your boston cream donut? too bad. that chocolate is for the paper bag you stupud bitch

Orange sky at morning, sailor take warning. Orange sky at night, sailor’s delight. Orange sky in middle of day, “what the fuck” sailor say.

we slidin

At that point he’s a passenger too

Happy we slidin season to all who observe

I have an end-of-life patient to whom I spoke today. She burst out laughing and said, "It was all such fun. I just had so much fun." I wish this for everyone. I wish that we each would meet death laughing, with little regret and even less fear.

made by the artist collaborators Pool & Marienela

Mit nézek

Is…. That a contrabass balalaika….?

#the closest thing to Eurovision we’ll get this year

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

This is what “boys will be boys” is meant to be

This is the best thing I’ve seen in a while.

May God deliver me from the urge to buy Peepsi.

Hi. Gentile who tried the Peepsi. It tastes like cream cheese frosting.

Thank you for surviving to give us this warning.