I just want to hold your hand

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

the horrors persist but so do books, art, hot chocolate, winter nights, the moon, the sea, the stars, sunsets, literature, libraries, cats, flowers, stories, love and the wistful feeling you get when you finally return home

Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Walking for three minutes, is better than nothing. Drinking a glass of water and eating a snack, is better than nothing. Wiping down the counter, is better than nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. You don’t have to achieve grand things if all you’re capable of right now is the smaller things. They are still achievements. Don’t do nothing just because you don’t think you’re capable of doing bigger things, just do something you’re capable of today. 

I MISS THE HEADPHONE JACK FUCK YOU!!!!!!

a heatwave is a type of ancient curse

@whoa-axel-chill

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them