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Rule number one of liking sports is being hypocritical and Evil

job listings are always like do you want to Make an Impact on the World? and Transform the Lives of Others? by serving Our Ice Cream?

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

being a fan of a male athlete is a perpetual stress test cause you like to think to yourself “nah he’s not that stupid, he wouldn’t do that” and then he goes on to prove that he IS that stupid and he’ll somehow manage to do even worse

as a woman you're always too young or too old for things because the perfect age is when you're a man

it's wild how once you decide that actually someone being fat isn't the scariest, worst possible scenario thing in the world. how so much fearmongering just becomes so absurd and so obvious. from how every conservative comic artist draws their leftist caricatures as fat people to that one family member who won't stop whispering about how complete strangers must be terrible people when all they're using to justify that assumption is their weight to a billion weight loss ads on tv that show you a completely normal looking person and then insist that they're unacceptable to live in society without this miracle drug that'll completely fuck up their body to maybe lose a few pounds. this is crazytown. this is the bad place. what the fuck are you all talking about. it's just being fat.

i do genuinely believe that the best thing that can happen to a person Creatively is to just get obsessed with some random-ass guy

May you internalize that it’s a privilege to be loved by you.

There is too much happening in the world to shame yourself for not functioning like everything is normal.

being a bitch actually saves you a lot of time