shitposting at its finest

babe are you okay you reblogged got that fog in me 11 times

wait, i did? i don't remember doing that...

you can stay indoors all day when the sun is out, and sometimes it's nice like a cool draught from a tranquil spring, but watch out because if you stay indoors for two days in a row while the sun is out you start doing odd gothic literature things, stalking the halls and passages and muttering to yourself and parting the blinds to gaze down at your neighbours with a haunted look before turning away to contemplate your mannequins #yourmannequins. three days and you're basically fucked. you have to throw a towel over your head to scurry as far as the store for milk and people jeer at you like frankenstein's monster.

We have so little time

let's waste as much of it as we can while we still can

Henry was such a complex character that I loved to hate. He was a horrible person, but he wasn't the villain of the story. He saw himself as a good guy and he genuinely wanted to protect Penelope. Yet he still brought her to the place that doomed all his other wives, thinking this time he could save her - probably thinking that for every single one of his wives. He tried to protect Penelope in his own fucked up way, but his ego was too big to realise that if he truly cared, he wouldn't have brought her to the chalet in the first place. And in the end, all this focus on trying to keep Penelope from falling for Imhotep's tricks made him careless, leading him down the same path as his previous wives. Even though he should've known better, he was deceived and let Imhotep in. It was poetic justice when Henry was reduced to a scared man hiding in his own home in the end, meeting the same fate as all the women he doomed, his brutal death giving Penelope time to escape the chalet. The only one of his wives that survived did so because he died.

Darren from sfth rock paper scissors? long form.... you make me ill

this classist mysoginist piece of shit aristocrat who's only friend is a good guy who fights over who to pay the bill and cares about common people yet kills a goat with a stone because it was being too much of a nuisance.......... 'you're my best friend' before bashing a rock into charlie's head... the tremors and stumbling over words before quickly succumbing to madness...

rotating him in my brain....

i'd make a joke about "let the HUSBAND giggle under the covers and tell HIS WIFE to put that camera away before dying before HIS WIFE'S story starts" but lets be real he'd still get more fanart

The best thing about tumblr is you can just make a criticism of a very specific person completely unprompted and then that person will appear as if summoned in your notes to prove your point for you.

Darren from sfth rock paper scissors? long form.... you make me ill

this classist mysoginist piece of shit aristocrat who's only friend is a good guy who fights over who to pay the bill and cares about common people yet kills a goat with a stone because it was being too much of a nuisance.......... 'you're my best friend' before bashing a rock into charlie's head... the tremors and stumbling over words before quickly succumbing to madness...

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

we need to team up… to put together the WB4723 48-Inch Workbench With Power Outlets and Lights… it will take all of our power… and though you are my greatest foe, i can’t do it without you !

might be the headonism in me but what the fuck is a dopamine addiction. you mean liking feeling good?? in the one life you get????? what are you evangelical?????????

How to explain to people that the harmful part of addiction is the harmful patterns of compulsive behavior and not the parts that feel good?