Tegenspel

Post that also work from the perspective of the cat.

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

Trying to print gay fanfiction, and the damn printer jammed. A lovely employee offered to print it behind the counter, and I couldn’t think of a reason to say no and didn’t want to be suspicious and now this poor man is printing 200 pages of smut on very nice paper. KILLING MYSELFFFFFFFFF

‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.

i love punishing apps by turning off all their notifications

PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

And you are older than them

I fear a lot of people learned to take good care of library books as children and instead of internalizing "leave shared community items as you found them as much as possible, because other people will use them too" they internalized "printing and binding a book imbues it with sacred energy and if you dog-ear a mass-market paperback you're desecrating the entire concept of written language"