Big damn heroes, sir.

"You need an appointment? Okay, we can do tomorrow at 6:30am or seven weeks from now."

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

Official Post of Massachusetts

got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

Guys this isnt even funny. Please stop.

The Snatchquatch, The Cockless Monster, The Muff Man, The Fapwoods Monster, The Jerking Devil