It's Freestyle Bitch

Time lapse of the Moon and Venus behind Christ the Redeemer in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

David: *plays a secret chord* The Lord: nice! You: meh

*procrastinates happily* remembers that i have Responsibilities *procrastinates uneasily*

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

sorry for being so weird it's my first time being alive

NOT sorry for being so weird it’s my ONLY time being alive

you can do whatever you want forever

hell yes. realest shit ever said

“hallelujah” by leonard cohen being played as an easter and christmas song, “zombie” by the cranberries” being played as a halloween song, and “born in the U.S.A.” by bruce springsteen being played as a Fourth of July/generic us patriotism song have got to be a special trifecta of the most no-listening-comprehension musical moments that happen on seasonal playlists every single year