What, are you a genius or somethin'?

I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

shift that makes you wonder if you're part of a social experiment

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

this is going around again and the tags are full of people talking about printing it out to put in their breakroom or cubicle or sending it to their coworkers, which fills me with great joy. vast diversity of professions represented also. zoos. labs. summer camps. restaurants. garden centers. libraries. schools. many reports from the brave warriors of assorted retail. a truth universally acknowledged: if there is a sign a customer will not read it <3 and they don't read emails either <3

beepboopbeep <- me downloading good sleeps from the server

spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

i hate it when something i buy is shipped to the big city that is 15-30 minutes away from me and then they refuse 2 deliver it to me . like it got to that post office earlier this afternoon it wouldve been PERFECTLY feasible to GIMME IT

that said tho . my feature phone is getting here tomorrow :]]] im planning to use the tmobile digits feature so i can still take calls on my smartphone if i need to

I really like Pokémon where you don't even fully register the inspiration until something just clicks like ooooooh Alcremie is a Homunculus it starts off as a non-human blob and you make it humanoid and can customize it to your liking and its name comes from alchemy.