my temporary username is starting to feel very permanent

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

If you don't like my blog, just gouge your eyes out and that's it

no one cares that you shave your legs because of sensory issues shut the fuck up forever

really galling amount of people misinterpreting this post so i'd like to clarify. i'm saying that when discussions about patriarchal beauty standards and the way women are heavily shamed and coerced into eschewing their own natural state of being (hairy) are occurring, it is unhelpful (AT BEST) to interrupt and say that the reason YOU remove the hair from your body is because of sensory issues. that's not what we're talking about. stop asking for validation for doing something that society at large wants you to do. stop derailing the conversation because you feel uncomfortable about being made aware that you, for whatever reason it is, adhere to harmful, unfair and ridiculous beauty standards. you're stepping into the middle of an important conversation that needs to be had and making it all about you. shut the fuck up forever.

also quite frankly i think a lot less people would experience sensory issues if they let their hair grow out so that it isn't bristly and rough and irritating. and i cannot help but wonder why these sensory issues aren't as predominant in men. maybe you're uncomfortable with the hair on your body because you've been taught to be uncomfortable with it. just a thought.

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

All "takes" on this blog reflect real policy that will come to pass in the dark era of my rule