feels like god in heaven's gone insane

Yes well, I suppose I know he is 40, but in a certain light he looks 12. [Begins getting frustrated at your confusion] In a certain light he looks 12.

the romans were obsessed with incest and they kept trying to legally recreate it in ways such as 1. adopting your friend and marrying him to your biological daughter 2. being co-emperors 3. fratricide 4. moms always think their gay emperor son is the messiah 5. civil war

he likes having his autonomy violated and his boundaries overruled it's literally good for him. he likes being given a meaningful task within pre-defined constraints that he absolutely must do Or Else. and he likes being packed up and kept in a box. send post.

sometimes i don't post about things because i assume they're common knowledge and it would be like posting that the earth is round but then i remember most people haven't actually read gary neville's autobiography because they don't care about 90s utd like that