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I just laughed for one year watching this. The casual walk-off is just deadly.

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

WEAR A HELMET WHEN YOU RIDE A BIKE!!!

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all

i’m just having fun. hatred is involved but i’m just having fun

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

You can lie when you name things