Alone. At the edge of a Universe

I'm not sure if i would kill myself or Koeman if the Netherlands loses tonight

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

its actually easy to de-enshittify your digital experience all you need to do is install this browser extension and this browser extension and this browser extension and input this custom script into the advanced box and go into your system settings and reconfigure all these options you didnt know existed and change your entire workflow and switch to this alternative operating system and this alternative web browser and this alternative chat client and this alternative word processor and this alternative- sorry that one turned out to be malware delete that one okay now double check your task manager for unwanted background processes and element block these ads and invest in a good VPN and append all your searches with AI blocking keywords and wait a few years until everything you just did becomes shitty too so you can do it all over again okay kitten. its literally that easy.

Aww poor Van Hecke he really gave it his all this tournament

Year 7 history lessons went a little too hard, because the only thing in my head watching the Netherlands team wear orange is "ah yes, a 'William of Orange' reference"

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa

Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly

"you can't ill-wish footballers you dislike that's immoral and unsportsmanlike" i hope cristiano ronaldo dies of heat stroke during the world cup

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers