The Dawn Will Come

don’t like it when people say you can’t have potatoes in ur fantasy novel without detailed explanation. who gives a fuck

“ohh in europe they didnt have those until” well its not europe is it. its middle earth its earthsea its some country somebody made up

“have detailed knowledge of your dragon’s anatomy and a foolproof scientifically sound explanation of how he can fly” he can fly because he’s a dragon. and because i love him

character: *has frost powers* me: your backstory is family related trauma isn’t it

what is frozone’s family trauma

His wife put away his super suit

manager in the fanfiction universe: I don't care how many flower petals you're coughing up. You need to come in today

Mordecai and Rigby, confess your feelings for one another so you two can stop coughing up these rose petals and we can start cleaning them up OR YOU'RE FIRED!!!

Total fucking madness that we let fast food joints sell us this little-ass hash brown patties for three fucking bucks. They're making like ten, maybe twelve dollars per fucking individual potato. Jack in the box wants $3.29, nutritional info pegs their hash brown at 64g. Just with a Google search, a potato will weigh anywhere between 140-285g. They're making $7.19-$14.64 per fucking potato. And I figure they're using the largest they can get, and potatoes are fucking cheap dude. And let's say they're paying the same price we do for potatoes, like 4 bucks for 5 pounds. Same serving size. They're making that into $116 fucking dollars. They're making fucking fried potatoes --delicious, broke slop-- into an expensive treat, a luxury. What goddamn horseshit. When is it enough? When are you going to just let loose? Can you really keep living like this?

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this literally looks like a surrealist painting

For his vagina. Next question

where! has! my! passion! gone! I had it abundantly when I was a child, and I must have dropped it along the way, but I cannot figure where!

oh hey folks fun update, i found my passion again? i just had to find my right outlet, get to a place where I have aspirations, dispel apathy and pursue what I love, it’s all good and swell!

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