Jedi Defense Blog

A Long Time Ago, in a Galaxy Where People Had Common Sense

*Sigh* if only

I can’t pick a favorite

Some of these take on an impressionist quality. Eyes are important.

The Reblog (2014)

Bahahahaha love this

The Unnecessary Comment (2014)

The Revival (2026)

both? Both.

We have to choose?

If a lesbian killed him, I might not know what to do with all my delight.

No not every racist incident is part of a grand conspiracy theory made to deflect people from class consciousness sometimes people are just racist

Every month I reblog this and every month I’m baffled that it’s already the 15th.

I’m scheduling this for every month

IT ONLY APPEARS ON THE FIFTEENTH OF EVRY MONTH

THIS ONLY APPEARS ON 15THS WTF

*slams reblog button*

Welp it’s that day again

Do people just have this queued or something`??

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

The ides of March have come

Beware the ides of March.

Beware!!

This is like unearthing an ancient artifact from a forgotten civilization

I like this joke!

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

It’s funny, you can see the exact moment a kitten becomes a cat

IT’S BACK

ITS BACK 

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

it’s from 2013 with 2.4mil tags how the fuck have i not seen it before?!?!?