Cran The Cranky Kraken ☕️

Here are some things you should know about me!

Name - Cran, Kraken

Age - 18

Pronouns - He/Him

Phobias - Insects, Arachnids, Vomiting

CONTENT WARNING: I HAVE TERRIBLE ANXIETY. I POST ABOUT IT SOMETIMES. IF THAT SORT OF THING MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE, I HIGHLY SUGGEST THAT YOU SURF MY BLOG WITH CAUTION. NOTHING IS EVER GRAPHIC AND I NEVER POST IMAGES, BUT THINGS CAN GET KINDA VULGAR.

My Interests: Horror movies (as seen above) Analog horror Video games Metal music Musical theater CD collecting Playing guitar Singing (I'm an intermediate. Trying to get better.) Songwriting (Very early stages but it's still fun) Psychology Religion (I have a terrible relationship with Catholicism, FYI.) War history Medical sciences Cheese

I'm interested in songwriting. I might consider posting some of my stuff here. I have no idea how to write instrumentals but I write lyrics so I guess you could say I'm just an amateur poet? I dunno, it's fun and it keeps me busy.

My music taste!!!!!!

This is a massive part of my personality. Like, 90% of the things that I will post here are related to my music taste. It mainly consists of metal bands, but I will listen to almost anything, as long as it has a groove and I can goofily dance to it and embarrass myself in front of everyone.

Specifically, the main metal subgenres I listen to are: Heavy metal Thrash metal Doom metal Drone metal Sludge metal Grindcore Goregrind Mathcore Death metal Black metal Symphonic death metal Melodic death metal Power metal Nu metal

Here's the big list of bands/artists I enjoyer: Megadeth Metallica FUCKIN' SLAAAAAYYEEEERRRRR!!!!!! (I had to.) Anthrax Sodom Xentrix Havok Hatebreed Dying Fetus Criminal Element Malignant Monster Mass Madness Lich King Fleshgore Revocation Cephalic Debauchery Stormwrath Sleep Napalm Death Terrorizer Feastem Kill The Client Nails Rotten Sound Nasum Infanticide Noisear Insect Warfare Deterioration Phobia Needful Things Trucido Nashgul Pig Destroyer Triage Whoresnation Jigsore Terror Internal Rot Warscars NONSANTO Homicide Zilch Insistent XLODEAX Maggot Cave Noisy Neighbors Nyctophagia KAUKOLĖ Kosuke Hashida Feind The Drip Nak'ay Murder Construct Insistent Beasters Expurgo Suffering Quota My Minds Mine Nuclear Holocaust Hate For Humanity Fukpig Siege of Hate Facada Abaddon Incarnate Din Addict Agents of Abhorrence Brujeria Cloud Rat No One Knows What The Dead Think Mumakil No/Más Brutal Truth Dead Birdflesh Caustic Wound Continued Without A Finding Deathbound Voidness St. Mincer Expurgo Beyond Terror Beyond Grace Idiots Parade Eraser Shapeshifter Cannibal Corpse Corpsegrinder Cattle Decapitation Electric Wizard Death Mayhem Darkthrone Immortal Children of Bodom Motionless in White Okilly Dokilly ZaRRaZa Vader Daryl Gardner Todd Barriage Korn System of a Down Serj Tankian Daron Malakian and Scars On Broadway Hollywood Undead Slipknot Stone Sour Skinlab Mushroomhead Mudvayne Limp Bizkit Linkin Park Godsmack Nickelback Creed Pearl Jam Soundgarden Audioslave White Zombie Rob Zombie Rammstein Sevendust Nonpoint Psychostick Dope Static-X Powerwolf Sabaton Unleash the Archers Feuerschwanz Ozzy Osbourne Ghost B.C. Sleep Token Dio Judas Priest Motörhead Iron Maiden The Scorpions Def Leppard Twisted Sister Cinderella Quiet Riot Faith No More Mr. Bungle Led Zeppelin Marty Robbins Hank Williams Willie Nelson Tony Savarino The Savtones Kenny Wayne Shepherd Jonny Lang Gary Hoey Richard Cheese Weird Al Yankovic Elvis Presley Michael Jackson Van Halen Just a wide array of 80s artists. It's a lot. The entire score of Hamilton…and other assorted musicals

and finally...

DAFT PUNK!

(I miss my boys...please come back, Daft Punk.</3)

I do have a tag system. It's pretty simple: #cran rant - Literally any original post I make by myself. I talk. A lot.

The #suddenly _______? tags: Like I said previously, the majority of my posts are based around my music taste. A ton of my posts will be tagged with #suddenly ______?, the blank obviously being filled by a random band I'm yammering on about. The usual suspects are:

#suddenly megadeth? #suddenly metallica? #suddenly slayer? #suddenly napalm death? #suddenly soad?

#just a lil vent - Exactly how it sounds. Tread with caution.

BUT YEAH, ANYWAY.

Uhhhh...welcome to my blog? Hi! I hope we can be friends? I promise I'm nice :)

Come check out my fresh new YT Channel! It’s got some fun shorts to check out right now and I will start working on long form content very soon, so stay tuned!!!