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'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

do you guys ever think about how even at his crankiest pettiest self eddie diaz is still buck's favorite guy in the entire world. and how even at his brattiest and most childish ridiculous self buck is eddie's favorite guy in the entire world.

I stopped attending the circus because I no longer give a shit about the monkeys’ special circus act but I do still kinda care that the monkeys seem inclined towards doing cool tricks like flips. but the monkeys have not done a flip. They sort of did a somersault during Their last good circus act which got me excited for when they would start doing flips and the ringmaster just keeps talking about monkeys doing flips and how he can train monkeys to do flips and it would be really cool and everyone would enjoy seeing it. And it’s not like I want to go to the circus and watch their stupid circus act that has no flips and is mostly monkeys doing things like pissing on the floor and scratching their asses. but like why do you keep bringing up monkeys doing flips? And more importantly Why are the monkeys doing flips in their cages For united states dollars?

chimney is like one of those guys that when asked how he’s doing, he looks over at his beautifulhotsmartfunny wife and two perfect children and is like “ah, can’t complain :)” meanwhile the person asking is his current infectious disease doctor and they were asking about his symptoms.