eddie's bankruptcy attorney

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see. eddie would put buck in time out as a joke. a partial joke. like he kinda sternly told buck to chill out and unloveddogbuck put his own nose in the corner and whined and tried not to get a boner about it . im not saying that right then is when he was influenced into daydreaming about calling eddie daddy. i am saying that when he is bouncing on it and eddie asks who's making you feel so good baby? calling him daddy is kind of like. the right thing to do.

guy who wants nothing more than to find love and goes looking for it over and over and over again to no avail vs guy who hates dating so so so soooooooooo much whyyyyyyyy are you making him date why cant he just get dressed up and have a fun poker night with his best friend buck or stay in a have a chill video games and movies night with his best friend buck or wear matching costumes and sing drunk karaoke with his best friend buck or go out on the town in a new city with his best friend buck

before season 10 of 911 on abc starts, is anyone in love with me / wants to be in love with me / could be convinced to be in love with me? serious offers only

'A popular fanfic author stopped updating her fic because she said that the stress of being constantly falsely accused of using AI was a witch hunt and it was destroying her mental health to the extent that she needed to take a break from writing, leading to multiple online discussions defending her and debates about AI accusations and how You Can't Really Tell So Leave Her Alone, and then someone realised that there were Claude coding artefacts in her fics and that it was a super pervasive problem in that particular fandom, proven definitively by looking at the source coding of each work on AO3, and she denied it for a bit but then ultimately admitted that oopsie, she had been using genAI all along, and then she deleted all of her fics off AO3 and people got mad because they were being denied access to their favourite fics, even though they now knew definitively that they were genAI slop, and then it turned out that she'd actually stopped updating the fic on AO3 in the first place because she'd been shopping it around to agents and editors as an original work with the serial numbers filed off, and she'd been in conversations with a publisher which ultimately got dropped because she'd lied to them about her AI use' oh cool, so we're in Hell, then

we need to get so serious about someone falling deeply in love with me but exactly in the way i want it to happen and feel like, okay

i do believe with my whole heart that eddie has had to stop himself more than a dozen times from saying “why can’t i just marry buck” because even he knows it would make him sound like a crazy person

Mayravi getting serious and Ravi wants May to meet his cat but she’s worried since she’s allergic to pets (at least dogs but go with me here) and he keeping begging and begging until she finally goes over to his place only to find him cuddling with the most ugly ass naked fat chicken cat she’s ever seen.

if they’re not gonna give us buddie canon I think we at least deserve blond madney