eddie's bankruptcy attorney

like i do think buck would walk around with at least one hand in one of eddies back jean pockets at all times i really do. he needs the world to know that that real estate is spoken for

Far too many of you are far too lame yourselves to be throwing around the phrase hetslop so freely. Many of you are homoslop at best.

the shoulder bump is NOT what started buddie. this is how rumors start!

Fandom shit is just straight up not fun when everyone interprets everything in the worst possible faith and acts deliberately obtuse for the sole purpose of getting mad online

remember when buck said "i understand him feeling threatened by what me and eddie have" that was so crazy what do you Mean by that buck look closer what do you and eddie have NAME IT

"if yr stabbed dont take the knife out" okay so thats basiclaly cockwarming

c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

also it's sooo funny to me how bottom ilya ""truthers"" will sometimes be like you're a fetishizer if you prefer their canon dynamic and aren't interested in seeing them switch. and then immediately launch into explaining that actually bottoming is the ultimate act of vulnerability and the final step to breaking down all the barriers between them. #fascinating

what if YOU spent eight years playing a man who has these two dysfunctional coworkers that are GAY and MESSY and EVERYONE and their MOTHER tells them hey you are GAY and MESSY but they insist they are NOT most significantly because they RENT and they don't possibly know WHY everyone thinks the simple fact that they are GAY and get caught up in GAY MESSES all the time makes them GAY and not just a MESS and you are SICK and fucking TIRED of watching them at their JOB where they WORK turn simple acts like WALKING into FROTTING like a bonded PAIR of WEEBLE WOBBLES. and all of this is ALSO happening to the REAL you and your real GAY coworkers

STOP!!! telling me to change my lifestyle ive had ENOUGH!!!! of people teling me to "drop it" or asking "whats in your mouth". I VE GOT THANGS TO DO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!1!!!!!!