eddie's bankruptcy attorney

the kinsey 6 misogynist who left his fiancee sad and unsatisfied and cautious to engage in a relationship with others (that he later mocked for hooking up with a himbo rebound) definitely ate pussy like his life depended on it yeah for sure. *squinting at notes* the guy who had sex w his gf on the daily and engaged in kinky pseudo roleplay and needed to work out for hours to let out his pent up sexual frustration did not, though

my favorite thing about louis is he's a business major in a world of theater kids. everyone's playing psychological games with each other through theater and rock music and the fractured art of storytelling and he's like "but what are the margins on my vampire hotel"

It’s so fucking bananas that the last straw for Lestat in that meeting was finding out that Louis was getting 45% of merch profits on his tour. What kind of joker ass motherfucker becomes an investor in their ex’s crash out??? Louis Du Pointe Du Lac no one ever did it like you

starting a kickstarter to put oliver stark down so i don’t have to be terrorized for a moment longer