eddie's bankruptcy attorney

in season 10 buck and eddie should meet a pair of girl best friends and start dating them (it's so convenient and great because they can all just hang out together!) and then a few episodes later they both get dumped on the same night because it turns out their girlfriends are in love with each other and one of them finally confessed and then buck winds up at eddie's door and eddie (in his underwear again for some reason) lets him in and they drink beers on the couch and theyre like ha ha just our bad luck. and learn nothing

the point of fanfiction is to write something so self indulgent that nobody else has thought of it before or cares

i dont know how people live without eddie diaz

eddie diaz "napping" with his head in buck's lap, face smushed into buck's belly, absentmindedly pressing little mwah kisses to the pouch of it every so often and also, on occasion, biting softly. because he can. while buck's fingers run soothingly through his hair, btw. :)

I don't have time for sex, I'm too busy running a blog that only 11 or 12 people care about

a fanfic where buddie are on a roadtrip and get lowkey hatecrimed after arguing like a married couple and then they are run off the road and crash and eddie wakes up alone in hospital and is again lowkey hatecrimed by the local sheriff who accuses him of spousal murder and then eddie proceeds to escape hospital and ride on a horse and hold someone at gunpoint screaming for buck and oh no wait it's an actual episode of 911 that they wrote and filmed and edited and released

Pre-Buck Eddie answers Chris' "do dogs knows they're dogs?" with a "thank God for you, kid" post-Buck Eddie would answer with a "ha, well, that's a Buck question, let's call him and you can ask" and when he hands Chris the phone, Chris says, "Buck, do you know you're a dog?"